toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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If a girl called you daddy would you be turned on?
Anonymous

officialnorthamerica:

I’m 16, sometimes the wind blowing turns me on

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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